Thursday, October 1, 2009

#stenshow

do following him and dont forget to enjoy #stenshow @ twitter, buddies!

here's some, from couple days ago, mixed from male and female perspective :D

I love being single because I can spend time with my friends as much as I want.

I love being single because my life is happier than most of my married friends.

I love being single because I can have all the bed for myself. I can even drool on the pillow & fart in my sleep.

I love being single because I can call any man's name in my sleep, & need not to worry when I "ngelindur" :)

I love being single because I can drink as much as I want, get drunk, & need not to embarras a man, but myself.

I love being single because I need not to dress up for a man, but myself. When I wanna feel pretty, it's for own self-esteem.

I love being single because I need not to offer a man, "Coffee, tea, or me?" in the morning, but hv the whole fridge for myself!

I love being single because I need not to watch sports & movies I don't like, and pretend that I enjoy the shows.

I love being single as I dont like being called by food names such as cutiepie, cupcake, sugar. I might get diabetes someday.

I love being single because I waste my time doing EVERYTHING I want. Tweeting is one of those things.

I love being single because I can admire & stare at any man's looks without having to be given "that look" by a spouse.

I love being single, not that i don't appreciate a spouse but heyy, let's just enjoy this first b4 we have the love-of-a-lifetime one ;)

I love being single because i can have an argument with myself

I love being single because i don't have to do a love affair with another single :)

I love being single because my time is my time, dont need to feel guilty about not spending enough time with him

I love being single so i can watch dvd, read a book, playing games all day long

I love being single because i don't have to call "Honey" for a hundred years

I love being single coz I don't have to tell anyone where, with who, what time u back home, when I go with my friends:)

I love being single because i dont need to share my food :D

I love being single maybe because I'm basically a very selfish person :)

I love being single because I can still drive my SUV

I love being single because I don't have to pay double.

I love being single because understanding one person ie myself is hard enough, I can't handle understanding 2 diff minds @ once.

I love being single because all my friends are double, I just wanna be different from them LOL

I love being single because I love my ears & I have no heart to let them be heated by the phone for hours.

I love being single bcoz I can wear tank top with hotpans anytime, n no one can mad to me

I love being single bcoz I can flirt with 5 men in a time without any jealousy

I love being single because I need not to talk like a chipmunk to give some "manja" impression :D

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